“Back Seat Driver” ✍🏼 by Dan Victor • Someone sits behind you and never shuts up. You try to let it slide, but it is really annoying. When there are 4 other people in the car and the snow is coming down. The roads are a bit icy, but the passengers are talking loud and turning the radio up. Then suddenly you’ve reached the end of your rope. The car stops short. The dude in the back seat wasn’t wearing his seatbelt and smashed his face into the back of the girl’s seat. He said something about her being a female driver, then she spun around.
We are stopped because you are too loud. Before I move again, I have to concentrate and the roads are bad. Could we please have voicing at speaking level, not yelling over one another? Respect the driver. Don’t be bitch, you should have been wearing your seatbelt.
After a short display of reluctance, everyone settles down. She changes the channel and goes back to the slow pace in a blizzard with low visibility. After a white knuckle drive.
She says once she’s back. Sorry I yelled but it could have been worse. My brother tells anyone he gives a ride to, there are conditions for that transportation. One of three options or no ride. Gas, Grass or Ass. I just wanted y’all to shut up.
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